Thoughts and Feelings of a Freezing Cold and Friendless Fairy
That moment when you spend ALL week looking forward to going out of town to visit your besties and then you get a winter weather alert that winter storm Electra is blowing through town. Too bad it's not a storm of bar glitter falling from the sky instead of sleet, snow and ice am I right or am I right? So now what? Do you go? Do you not go? You sit by the window and wish the falling flakes of snow away. Of course Electra wouldn't ever to think of coming during the week when you have no plans other than going to work, that would make too much sense. I guess this is what we get for living in the Midwest (or in the South too for once!) and note to self: you can never make plans and look forward to them between the months of December - March (oh who are we kidding more like November - April).
Signed the Friendless and Bored Fairy,StormZOYA IS THE NEW COLOR OF FASHION!www.zoya.com
What is Taking so Long?
No but seriously, what is taking you so long?! You know what I'm talking about, you're in line at your favorite burrito joint and the line hasn't moved. You're one person away from saying "bowl" or "burrito" and you can taste the cilantro in the rice but the person in front of you is having a hard time deciding if they want rice or not. Like how hard is it? You either want rice or you don't. Then comes the sour cream and if the "burritoista" (we just made it up so go with it) doesn't load you with the perfect ratio of burrito to sour cream you're going to make them put an extra scoop right? So I guess you enjoy a soppy burrito/bowl, fine, but just say it from the get go - like "extra sour cream please" before the first pour.
It's just like being in line at your favorite drive-thru and the person in front seems to be ordering one of everything and then you see that they are only handed ONE bag. ONE. Like is that real life?!
Do you know the feeling? We can't be alone in this.
XoxoImpatient StacyZOYA IS THE NEW COLOR OF FASHION!www.zoya.com